Sunday, 3 March 2019

RUGBY DELIVERED TOUR #RWC2019


The whole team, Red and Yellow teams, their coach, my colleague Okite and I in WP tshirt. I am a stormer btw.
















I’ve always been a lover of life, that goes without question if you want to experience fun, attend a rugby event, be it local or international, but I would always recommend an international match. It much fun and adrenaline packed.

Two DHLers
I’m privileged to work with the most international company in the world that has is the official logistics partner of World Cup Rugby. So, when I saw an opportunity to host a Rugby match, I grabbed it and my journey started. I sent my application and they liked it, it wasn’t long when I received a congratulations message. I had been chosen to host the match and they would supply me with a rugby kit to be used on the match day. How ecstatic I got, it’s like i'd won a lottery. Made a few calls to by friends more like consultation. Well in the end I  had to come up with a team. Team red and yellow, which of course represents the official DHL colours. 


My first thought went to Shamas Rugby foundation. I love their vision and what they are doing for young boys and girls. I will not dilute what they do but let you read all about them on their website as :

I had 2 proxies who helped me organize all this. Tende and Tony, both are Rugby players from local rugby teams. I involved them because they know more of rugby than I do, I’m more of a fan, I love watching rugby whilst having a good time with friends and a drink on my left hand. Hahaha.



Well well well, to fast forward, everything logistics was all set, the Kit had arrived the country from Twickenham and everybody was there. It was a sunny day, a good day for sports. We had a pretty big turnout than expected but that didn’t deter us from our plan to enjoy a game. We did some consultations with the coaches and directors of both the participating clubs Shamas and RuckIT and we decided to host a tournament. What??? A tournament. yes you can say that again. A tournament it is. We wanted all the boys to get a chance to play and a 15 aside game would have excluded some from participation. we did a 7 aside touch game and did an elimination game until we had winners, runners UP and a 3rd place play off position slot. 
This was sooo much fun than i had expected. I even had some few rewards for the winners and the best player of the game. you could tell from the boys faces that they loved it. I loved it too. DHL loves Rugby and so do we. 
We finally finished the tournament and took some lovely photos, exchanged ideas and contacts a very great opportunity for marketing and networking.
Well I hope these lovely kids get a chance to go to Japan and watch the RWC2019. 

Squad


Monday, 22 May 2017

SAME SCRIPT - DIFFERENT CAST !

What made me pen this down is because of the unbearable pain I de go through eeh.

First and foremost, I started experiencing some irritations and itchiness in my ear then I noticed my outer ear (lobe) was starting to become pink / red and hot, like when you are burning with anger hahahaha. Well to ease the itching I used the ear swab to sort of clean or massage the canal and me oh my it was so relieving, problem is, I overdid it until I scratched or bruised my skin a little.

That night I danced a dance like never, I was woken by some excruciating pain in the middle of the night. How the hell can such a pain exist. I had some painkillers in my locker, well I took one so that I can get through the night. I don’t know how I managed but first thing in the morning I de go see an ENT specialist. 

Of course, he asked me all sort of questions to understand my problem then he inspected my ear with a microscope. He noticed some small inflamed blisters on my ear canal. The good doctor said “The most common cause of ear pain is an ear infection, such as otitis media or otitis externa. Otitis media is an infection of the middle ear, while otitis externa is an infection of the ear canal. In this case, you have Otitis externa. Holly Shit, sounds complex. Me – Can you break that down? Doctor “Basically earaches are caused by injury, infection or irritation in the ear”. Well said.
He cleaned my ear, prescribed some 3 medication.
1. Boric Acid - ear drops
2. L’Onguent de Mupirocin USP (Zupricin) - some ointment
3. Bilastine (Ilaxten 20mg tablets) - anti-histamine to relieve the any form of allergic rhinitis. This is loved – may be used to treat itchy skin rashes.

I was grateful and went home and followed the instructions as given. Same old excruciating pain pounced back in the middle of the night. This time it came in full throttle. Holy Molly, this is the time you unleash all secrets you had, this is the kind of pain that can make you trade anything to relieve it. I felt as though the room is spinning. I went online to look for home remedies/learn more about ear aches. 


A girl had to learn the component of the ear :)
My problem was at the Outer ear - ear canal


First they said I should try a warm compress around the ear, I tried that but it didn’t help, I read more. This time I was depressed. There is an article that said that there is no actual treatment for ear pain and that the ear is self-cleaning, blab la bla it will last for 3 weeks but they usually heal on their own. Ouch, 3 weeks? If I couldn’t handle 2 days, will I handle 3 weeks? no there was something that could be done to easy the Gadahn pain.

I survived the night but at the crack of dawn, I visited another hospital, another doctor. I told him everything, my pain, that I had visited another doctor but my condition was worsening.
Forgive my judgement he looked like a trainee, plus it was on a Sunday - fits well. I suspect he went online to google J JJ because he was asking me questions while checking out something on his computer. Walalala I was about to snap, I didn’t all I wanted was a solution to my pain. He used his phone flash light to examine my ear, and how he handled it, not very medical (gently) He grabbed my lobe which was also painful and I had to tell me to be gentle hahaahhah. Grab em by the lobe *sic

He said same thing as previous doctor, there is an inflammation that’s making your ear blocked and thus the reason for pain. Bro, I agree with that, so what’s the way forward? He went to his computer again. I humbly requested that on his prescription, he should give me a strong painkiller. He laughed but at least we agreed on something. Le Doc said I stop the previous medication, especially the ear drops as it was probably making the infected area wet, which is a conducive environment for bacteria to thrive / spread. I agreed instantly on that. Makes total common sense. He prescribed some antibiotics and diclofenac (mixture) injection and some take out meds. (Not fake news just Alternative facts – buhahahah in this case he is not a Fake Doctor but gave be alternative medication.) Fast forward

Let’s not talk about the drama at the nursing station while I was being “injected”. Personally, am not a fan of injection especially where I can see (my hand veins) I prefer the buttock. Story for another day.
Went home to chill waiting for medicine to take effect. Believe you me, I didn’t feel any results, ear was still blocked and painful AF. I dreaded another night of pain, this kinda pain is sent from the devil himself. It knocks in the middle of the night, time you can’t do nothing but writhe in pain. I had to think fast, I texted my sister to bring some chewing gums and PIRITON, I know most of you know this drug, it’s a drug that supposedly makes you sleep. This time I didn’t care about mixing drugs or something, all I wanted is pain to go away. She came knocking at around 6.30pm, I took one PIRITON and one Enzoflam, I chilled in bed waiting for a miracle.

Hahahah I was literally listening for the pain to ease or to feel sleepy. At around 8pm I could rest my head on that painful right side. I could feel some liquid coming out so I just placed a clean handkerchief on my pillow. I lay there thinking about many things in my life, mostly the pain in my ear and that’s how I thought my way into sleep.

Pain was gone. The ear was finally self-cleaning / clearing / opening. Wow, for the first time in 3 freaking nights I could have a painless sleep. It was surreal, I even touched my ear to confirm hahaha, no more pain.

Thank you, God, for that miracle. I woke up feeling great, no pain, my handkerchief soaked with the liquid from the ear. I cleaned the outer ear with some warm salty water and am good. Only thing is ear is partially blocked but I believe it’s the process of healing.

I still have an appointment with the nurse for the same injection, which am contemplating but I will definitely go, cause better that, than the pain I experienced.

In short, this just reminded me if SAME SCRIPT, DIFFERENT CAST. ONE EAR CONDITION, DIFFERENT DOCTORS /DIFFERENT DIAGNOSIS.
Lord save us all.


Word of advice: DO NOT PICK YOUR EAR A LOT. Just use the ear swabs on moderation. Do not use blunt/sharp objects on/in your ear. (well I knew this but I still did it anyways.)

For more information about Otitis externa please visit: 
http://www.emedicinehealth.com/earache/article_em.htm 

Also, a good read is about Allergies - Ear Eczyma, either Contact Dermatitis or Dyshidrotic Dermatitis:
http://www.emedicinehealth.com/image-gallery/eczema_picture/images.htm

I still don’t know what I was suffering from L coz the symptoms were both combined.


Sunday, 22 January 2017

HAPPY OLD BIRTHDAY TO THYSELF

Hmmmm Yum yum Just the other day my network “Celebrated” my birthday… the celebrate is in quotes because, I looked up the meaning of celebrate from Wikipedia and it gave me this – to acknowledge (a significant or happy day or event) with a social gathering or enjoyable activity. 

Well I will say people (Family, friends and colleagues did all the above, I was just a reason for them to celebrate. My old age was basically the main reason for this celebration. Phew!

Anyways am a year older, some thirtyish years ago, I came to this world, just like any other child. ha ha ha ha dumb and naïve. I can comfortably say that I have grown - literally (taller, fatter, stronger) but also I have grown mentally, emotionally, spiritually and psychologically and am more wise and mature.

Today I celebrate my growth. I am grateful to the Almighty God for the gift of life and health. I can write because of His everlasting love and never ending mercy. Amen to that. Hallelujah.

Well am also grateful to my parents, who brought me into this world, changed my napkins, taught me life basics, took me to school and to be who I am today. I will be forever grateful to y'all(hi Maza and Mzae (that’s how I call them)).

Shout out to my siblings, friends and colleagues. The many warm texts & audio messages that you sent some even went an extra mile to sing the happy birthday song. Asante Asante Asante. Asante for the Cakes too – they know I like the Black Forest flavor and they made sure it was delivered on time and in plenty at my workplace. Well asante for the gifts too. Ok, asante for everything in general.

Finally and officially I wish me a Happy birthday! I wish myself many more years of joy, love, laughter, health and prosperity. I wish myself strength and wisdom for days to come and success with everything I do today, and tomorrow! (Lord Jesus this is my humble prayer)
Parting Shot: AGE IS JUST BUT A NUMBER. “Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90… time is a concept that we humans created” – Yoko Ono
“And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.” Abraham Lincoln

Y.O.L.O 

Saturday, 31 December 2016

SKYDIVE DIANI

What prompted me to write this.. ask me not, because I know not.

Well this ..., (Diani Shenanigans) was pretty much planned, so day started sluggishly as some of us were tired because of previous night manenos at Tandoori (which fyi was awesoooooome ) - am going to write about that separately.

But we didn’t come thus far to sleep, we came to have fun, woke up, showers, dressing up like thus, make up manenos and then we hit the road to Diani's Forty Thieves restaurant. As usual we were a little tit bit late.. hahahaha Rih Rih is a queen so they had to wait for her :), 


You could tell who was going for the skydive from the rest of the crew because of their dorky outfits, they looked like penguins pretty much, anyway our girl was doing a tandem dive, she had to be dressed/ strapped up with this Russian hunk, phew thank heavens, well kidogo briefing and signing some paperwork - the skydiving waiver, I bet she didn’t even read a sentence, she just signed consent to die by falling off the sky.. How crazy does that sound?? Take a minute and imagine..

Everything was now set and they were off to Diani Air strip, a bunch of cool awesome people, both young and old, and Rih was all there convincing herself, if that old mama can do this, why not me? Soo much for motivation girl, this is the day, hii ni ile siku...the rest of us made our way to the beach / location they were gonna supposedly land we just had to wait a couple of minutes for them to start dropping off the sky like a hawk going on its prey.. 

 


Oh what a sight, 13000 ft above ground /sea level, or something close to that, they looked like insects, then like birds then later obviously like humans, ha ha ha first one to land were the tandem divers, I call them fresher’s ... kina Rih and etc., everybody was there all eyes glued to the sky some with mouths agape, some looked like award winning photo journalist, clicking on their phones and cameras, others were live recording, others snap chatting live, others just taking still photos....


And she landed... so awesome it was.. The sight I mean. Super! - check out the video, you will agree with me. She unstrapped, time to get off the chutes, kidogo chatter with the Russian and now the stories begin, oh how was it, did you shit your pants? Did you pass out? All kinds of questions and myths that is associated with skydiving.

But so far she was in one piece, and she seemed at peace so peace out! 

Skydiving is fun.
Time to skydive your fears away!

#Diani #SkydiveDiani #TandemDiving #NoFear #NoChills

Read more on: https://justrioba.com/ look for "Leap of Faith" 

Wednesday, 6 March 2013

Baby names after Kenya Elections

Babies born around this time will have the following names in kisumu......

1. Biometric V. Auma

2. Voter turnout Onyango

3. Register Ouma

4. Polling stacious Odhiambo

5. Indelible I. Atieno

6. Streaming Omondi.

7. International Observers Sega.

8. Conceda Resuleta Adera

9. I.E.B.C Lumumba

10. Transmission Okore

11. Tallyins Owino

12. Ballot Otieno Mc'Castro (or Ballotelli)

13. Stronghold Muma Oteko.

14. Disgruntled Candidensia Aono

15. Returning O. Omulo.

16. Gubernatora Akello.

17. Hackerbet Servertek Orege

But do i we say??.

Elections #254 -Results as they come

Now this deserves a laugh...

Election results fever taking new heights

FATHER: "Son, did you receive a text confirming your KCSE results?"

SON: "Yes dad, i got it last week"

FATHER: "Oh good! Why didnt you tell me what u
got?"

SON: "Dad, cause those are still provisional results, they are not very accurate"

FATHER: "Ok, so what did you get son?"

SON: "Dad, you do know that
provisional results received by electronic means somebody can tamper with them before you receive them"

FATHER: "Son, you are not
answering my question, what did you get?"

SON: "Dad, i think someone hacked my SMS feed."

FATHER: "I will not ask you again. Mama
nani leta kiboko"

SON: "Chill, chill dad. The SMS implied that i got an E but its still too early to tell, meaning it can change dad, it can change because my stronghold subjects are not in yet!!"

Wednesday, 13 February 2013

CALL CENTER


Nice one……………………….


 A Husband and wife agree that every time they want to have sex then they’ll call it a “PHONE CALL”.


 One day the husband sends his son to tell his mother that he wants to make a “PHONE CALL”.


 Wife: Tell your father that there’s no network.


 Husband: Tell your mother that if there’s no network at home, then I’ll go to a ‘Public phone’.


 Wife: Tell your father that if he dare goes to a ‘public phone’………………………then I’m going to open a “CALL CENTER” here at home!   





Am hoping that put a smile on your face 



The reason I put the above up is that it basically reminded me of my previous work at a "Call Center" don’t get mixed up.. In other terms call it a Contact Center. Many are the memories I would want to remember, the good of course surpassing the bad. All the crazy shifts, especially the night shifts… Oh how I miss them ol’ days. All the Bootlegs and the Reckos.. Maen I wish life was just like the good sides of a call center.

The most hilarious moments were about trying to fake/ come up with an accent that matches the other party and in way that doesn’t sound Indianish.. loool. You wouldn’t want to be asked – “Excuse me ma’am, are u calling me from India?”, Men that is a silent killer.





The best were the Reckos and the night outs when y’all decide to go out as a lot.. Lest I forget one awesome day – Jan 20th, it was my bday and luckily enough it fell on a Friday – TGIF. 







What could I have asked more?? With he likes of Tina, Pascalia, Kip, Flex and Latishya to mention but a few made this memorable. And a fibre cut had just to happen at the appropriate time!! Yehee!!!


My call center friends, you the best ever. An experience at a call center is always a memorable one!!