Baby names after Kenya Elections

Babies born around this time will have the following names in kisumu......

1. Biometric V. Auma

2. Voter turnout Onyango

3. Register Ouma

4. Polling stacious Odhiambo

5. Indelible I. Atieno

6. Streaming Omondi.

7. International Observers Sega.

8. Conceda Resuleta Adera

9. I.E.B.C Lumumba

10. Transmission Okore

11. Tallyins Owino

12. Ballot Otieno Mc'Castro (or Ballotelli)

13. Stronghold Muma Oteko.

14. Disgruntled Candidensia Aono

15. Returning O. Omulo.

16. Gubernatora Akello.

17. Hackerbet Servertek Orege

But do i we say??.

Elections #254 -Results as they come

Now this deserves a laugh...

Election results fever taking new heights

FATHER: "Son, did you receive a text confirming your KCSE results?"

SON: "Yes dad, i got it last week"

FATHER: "Oh good! Why didnt you tell me what u
got?"

SON: "Dad, cause those are still provisional results, they are not very accurate"

FATHER: "Ok, so what did you get son?"

SON: "Dad, you do know that
provisional results received by electronic means somebody can tamper with them before you receive them"

FATHER: "Son, you are not
answering my question, what did you get?"

SON: "Dad, i think someone hacked my SMS feed."

FATHER: "I will not ask you again. Mama
nani leta kiboko"

SON: "Chill, chill dad. The SMS implied that i got an E but its still too early to tell, meaning it can change dad, it can change because my stronghold subjects are not in yet!!"

CALL CENTER

Nice one……………………….

 A Husband and wife agree that every time they want to have sex then they’ll call it a “PHONE CALL”.

 One day the husband sends his son to tell his mother that he wants to make a “PHONE CALL”.

 Wife: Tell your father that there’s no network.

 Husband: Tell your mother that if there’s no network at home, then I’ll go to a ‘Public phone’.

 Wife: Tell your father that if he dare goes to a ‘public phone’………………………then I’m going to open a “CALL CENTER” here at home!   

Am hoping that put a smile on your face 

The reason I put the above up is that it basically reminded me of my previous work at a "Call Center" don’t get mixed up.. In other terms call it a Contact Center. Many are the memories I would want to remember, the good of course surpassing the bad. All the crazy shifts, especially the night shifts… Oh how I miss them ol’ days. All the Bootlegs and the Reckos.. Maen I wish life was just like the good sides of a call center.

The most hilarious moments were about trying to fake/ come up with an accent that matches the other party and in way that doesn’t sound Indianish.. loool. You wouldn’t want to be asked – “Excuse me ma’am, are u calling me from India?”, Men that is a silent killer.

The best were the Reckos and the night outs when y’all decide to go out as a lot.. Lest I forget one awesome day – Jan 20^th, it was my bday and luckily enough it fell on a Friday – TGIF. 







What could I have asked more?? With he likes of Tina, Pascalia, Kip, Flex and Latishya to mention but a few made this memorable. And a fibre cut had just to happen at the appropriate time!! Yehee!!!

My call center friends, you the best ever. An experience at a call center is always a memorable one!!