Babies born around this time will have the following names in kisumu......
1. Biometric V. Auma
2. Voter turnout Onyango
3. Register Ouma
4. Polling stacious Odhiambo
5. Indelible I. Atieno
6. Streaming Omondi.
7. International Observers Sega.
8. Conceda Resuleta Adera
9. I.E.B.C Lumumba
10. Transmission Okore
11. Tallyins Owino
12. Ballot Otieno Mc'Castro (or Ballotelli)
13. Stronghold Muma Oteko.
14. Disgruntled Candidensia Aono
15. Returning O. Omulo.
16. Gubernatora Akello.
17. Hackerbet Servertek Orege
But do i we say??.
Now this deserves a laugh...
Election results fever taking new heights
FATHER: "Son, did you receive a text confirming your KCSE results?"
SON: "Yes dad, i got it last week"
FATHER: "Oh good! Why didnt you tell me what u
got?"
SON: "Dad, cause those are still provisional results, they are not very accurate"
FATHER: "Ok, so what did you get son?"
SON: "Dad, you do know that
provisional results received by electronic means somebody can tamper with them before you receive them"
FATHER: "Son, you are not
answering my question, what did you get?"
SON: "Dad, i think someone hacked my SMS feed."
FATHER: "I will not ask you again. Mama
nani leta kiboko"
SON: "Chill, chill dad. The SMS implied that i got an E but its still too early to tell, meaning it
can change dad, it can change because my stronghold subjects are not in
yet!!"
